..zany Twentieth Century Paranoid Moments with Ernst Shacklegruber – or as Community Economist worldwide newsletter wrote with just a touch of exasperation over the fevered deliberations of all of the brain-dead 1890s English provincial South Australia’s members of parliament, grandiose Supreme Court pomposities and surviving gentlefolk of the late Sir Thomas Playford’s Church of Christ at Norton Summit down the road from Blundell Orchards Ashton farm who quite naturally and understandably believed that fresh & ‘dry’ toxic-synthetic-chemical-free food was the work of the Devil: ‘get two mirrors and look up your own arseholes.’

The following note arose from a completely turgid and bewildering ABC Australia 🎭/ Drama & Comedy moment in my local library as a retired cop sat himself down next to me and pretended to read @DailyMail crap on a screen. This is bizarre, I thought. But you take care of yourself or you’re dead, Jimmy.

“Readers will forgive that this essay is jarringlly incomplete and a bit of a dissequenced jumble but there’s a situation arisen/ kindly see 5 paragraphs down.

“So if the piece isn’t sorted out to our mutually expected, stratospherically – at moments like this the writer is allowed to blow his bags – well, a little – high journalistic, sociological and philosophical standards by say 3PM Friday I’ve been arrested and would appreciate any national if not international uproar you might be able to swing on my behalf. John”